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- I'm gonna relax SO HARD
- There—that ought to scare away the existential dread
- Over my life I've acquired many things. Traumas, mostly.
- I've got a sinking feeling
- I'm having a bad time. Could this be a result of my poor choices?
- Don't let him start—he won't STOP
- In my professional opinion, maybe
- I simply do not have enough bumper for all my opinions
- I liked the old slang better
- Figuratively speaking, it's LITERALLY true
- All my dreams are coming true!
